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Embarrassing Moments and a Few Good Laughs; Sunday 8/27 Big Brother Recap
Topic Started: Aug 28 2006, 10:42 AM (3,978 Views)
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On the last episode of Big Brother, The Puppetmaster aka Will aka Dr. Delicious, managed to manipulate the house into sending James home. This didn't sit well at all with Danielle. Not only did she lose a friend in the house, but it also meant the inevitable demise of the Legion Of Doom.
We also found out that Erika won Head of Household. It doesn't take a brain surgeon to figure out at least ONE of her nominations, but we will find out for certain in this episode.

First we watch as Will takes the blame for the last three evictions. His theory is , if the rest of the houseguests figure that he has lost those sequester votes, they will feel more comfortable keeping him in the game. Danielle confronts Boogie and tells him that she is not happy with what happened. Boogie kind of stumbles over his words and then says that she should probably talk about it with Will. It's pretty obvious who the Mayor of Chill Town is, and it's NOT a guy called Boogie. :no

After Erika celebrates her HOH win, Will talks to Janelle and tells her that Boogie is going to start working on Erika. He says that they are going to try to get her to put Chicken George and Danielle up, but Janelle knows better. In a diary room interview, Janelle says " I would be shocked if Erika didn't nominate me. I nominated her twice and she's gotta get me out of the house because I win everything".

Erika invites everyone to her HOH room, which she describes as very soothing. Maybe for her, but for me it looks like a flower garden nightmare. :O I guess Will said it best. He says, "Have you ever heard the phrase *you can't get enough of a good thing* ? Well that's not necessarily true. I've had enough of flowers. It looks like a florist had an epileptic seizure". :laugh After everyone suffers through looking at her pictures, one of which is her best friend by the name of .. Erika, and after George almost has a heart attack looking at her goodie bag which includes homemade chocolate chip cookies, and after Will gives himself and everyone else a good laugh by making fun of the picture of *The Beasts of Season Four*, they make a hasty exit, leaving Erika and Danielle to giggle and jump up and down in the HOH room. After they open a bottle of wine, Danielle keeps trying to figure out why Janelle would vote out James. Finally she sees the light. Why it must be WILL. He must have made a DEAL with her !! After her revelation, she decides that Will must go !!

Danielle decides to confront Will about the James eviction. Will uses his usual ploy of apologizing for his actions and then defending them by telling Danielle that he had information that James was going to come after them. Danielle is still wary of Will, but tells him that she understands and that it's all part of the game. She ends the discussion by telling Will, "I just want to let you know that James had your back". In a diary room interview, Will says that Danielle played it cool and said that she understood, but he knows that she is a tough player and he felt as though what she was REALLY saying was that she was coming after his butt. It appears that Will is correct , because in Danielle's diary room interview she says, "I am just sooooo mad at him. I am going to take great pleasure in sending Will home".

Boogie goes to the HOH room where Erika is waiting for him in her usual attire. Her black bikini. :S: He says, "do you want some alone time ??" And she says .. "noooooooooooo, I want some YOU time". She then proceeds to climb on top of him and begin kissing and groping him. I'm really starting to get embarrassed for Erika. She seems to be regressing into some sort of teenage Valley Girl. Even her voice has taken on that sing songy annoying tone.
After Boogie manages to escape her clutches, she tells him that she is thinking of putting up Will. He suggests she put up Danielle and then Erika questions his loyalty to her. She says that she thought his allegiance was to her and not to Will. Duh. What is she thinking ?? In Boogies diary room interview, he says " Obviously my allegiance is to Will and I want to bring Will to the final two with me. But I also have to make Erika think that I want to bring HER." They hop into bed together and Erika mumbles, "If I find out that you were playing me after this ? I will kick your ass". :unhappy

Food Competition

Everyone dresses up as bumble bees, sunflowers, and birds.
Will and Boogie : bumble bees
Erika and George : sunflowers
Danielle and Janelle : birds

Outside, the yard is set up like a huge garden. There are flowers that contain pools of nectar and the birds and bees must get in the nectar and saturate their costumes with the nectar. Then they have to run over to the nectar collectors and squeeze out their nectar which will then empty into the collectors. Each collector has a corresponding food or luxury. At the end of the competition, the houseguests will win whichever luxury or food that they filled up.
Did that make sense ? :wacko
Anyway, whenever someone saturates their costume with nectar, they lay down on a flower/nectar collector and other people jump on top of them to help squeeze out the nectar. The funniest part of all was George in his skin tight outfit, jumping first on Boogie, then on Will. Will said " George has lost alot of weight this season, however, he was a little too aggressive in this competition ..if you know what I mean !!". Flashback of George jumping on top of Will and bouncing up and down trying to squeeze out his nectar. Then we see Erika jump on top of Boogie and begin bouncing up and down on him, riding him like a horse. Okay, this description is getting a bit out of control here. It's starting to sound .. perverted. :shifty Sooooo, onto the outcome of the competition.

Meat & Fish but lose the Red Room : YES
Dessert & Dairy : NO
Breads & Cereals : NO
Go on Slop for One Day to earn a Trampoline : YES
Go on Slop for One Day to earn Xmas in August : YES
Choice Between Veggies or Slop Pass : YES (obviously they pick slop pass for George)
Fruits for the Week or 5 Star Dinner : YES (they choose 5 star dinner)
Alcohol in exchange for Giving up Pool Table : YES

After seeing what they have won, Will says "The only thing we get to eat this week is Meat and Alcohol. It's kind of like the Atkins diet for Alcoholics." :laugh

Later that evening, Will has a heart to heart with Boogie. He tells him that he has to get up in that HOH room and influence Erika tonight .. if you know what I mean. Will would prefer that Erika put up George and Danielle, but if she doesn't put up Danielle then he wants Boogie to make SURE that Chill Town isn't put up. In a diary room interview, Will says "Am I really putting my future in the hands of Boogie's lovemaking abilities ???? This might not be pretty".

Will Makes Love to the Internet

In one of the funniest moments I have ever seen, Will decides to stick his face in one of the outdoor cameras and woo the internet viewers. This is completely impossible to describe, but trust me, it was hysterical. With sensual music in the background, here are a few portions of his .. routine.

I've been thinkin about us for a long time and well .. this is your chance to have a relationship with the heartbreaker from Big Brother All Stars.

I don't know why you're so afraid of me. I won't bite .. haaaaard !!

You know I love you. I'm not gonna break your heart. I LOVE you.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put the U and the I together.

Come here .. c'mon .. gimme a kiss .. c'mon c'mon . Stop being shy !! No one's looking. You're naughty !!!!

Well, there was more but you really had to see it. Even if you don't like Will, you had to laugh at this !! :D

Back to *reality* ..
Will talks to Erika in the HOH room and tries to convince her that the best strategy is to put Danielle up instead of Janelle. He says that Danielle is shady and that she could come after Erika. Erika says that Danielle is a straight shooter and she wouldn't come after her. Will says that Danielle does word play .. she says " I never told you that, I told you this" (sounds a bit like Dr. Dreamy wouldn't you say ?) Will then says, you could beat Janelle in the final two, but you couldn't beat Danielle. This gives Erika some food for thought. :confused:

Nomination Ceremony

Erika emerges with the nomination box. After she talks about what an emotional player she is, she pulls the first key.
Danielle is safe.
Boogie is safe.
Will is safe.

George and Janelle are the nominees.

Erika says to Janelle that she is a huge threat and a very strong player.
Erika say to George that his nomination is simply strategic.

And with that, the nomination ceremony ends.

In Janelle's diary room interview, she says " I expected to be nominated but I have allies in the house. I am working with Chill Town. Not only that, but I plan on winning the POV and making a big spectacle out of it.

In George's diary room interview, he says " Well here I am, the 200 pound pawn again. That's all I am heheheh. Hey, just think if the pawn makes it all the way to the end heheheheh .. and he's the KING !! heheheheh.

Will Janelle win the POV again and dethrone James as the Veto King? Or could it be that it is finally her time to leave the house.
Tuesday will reveal the answer to this question and more !!


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I suck at recapping. You rule. I bow to the master.

Also, another funny part was when the editors slowed down and played porn music when Erika was wringing the nectar out of Janelle and Danielle. Ha Ha, I was laughing so hard, wine came out of my nose. (not really, but it could have if I had some wine in my mouth)
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That was one of the funniest shows so far, and your recap was great, beck! And yes, Will's talk to the camera was priceless. I agree, one of those things you really had to see. :laugh
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Squishybut
Aug 28 2006, 10:52 AM
I suck at recapping. You rule. I bow to the master.

Also, another funny part was when the editors slowed down and played porn music when Erika was wringing the nectar out of Janelle and Danielle. Ha Ha, I was laughing so hard, wine came out of my nose. (not really, but it could have if I had some wine in my mouth)

Awww Squish, thx for the compliment but I am far from being a recap master lol. And don't say that u suck at recapping because you DON'T !!

As for the other part of your comment, yes that was hysterical !! I wanted to get into more detail about that part, but like I said, my details were sounding rather sordid haha. :)
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Becks...you did another great job. I loved Janey and Will in the DR together (that was Sunday right?). It was cute and playful. The whole show was pretty good, except for *cring* Erika not having any brains and continuing "whatever" with a man-troll named Boogie. I like this food comp. Everyone worked together and they seemed to have alot of fun. The editing of the comp was great. I'm glad the kiddies were in bed.

You guys know I'm not a huge Will fan but his "internet love," has to be one of the best BB moments.
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Lol, that recap was amazing! :O Well done sweetie! Sunday's episode was in my opinion the funniest one so far in Big Brother All-Stars. It was hilarious! When Will began to "make love" to the camera I almost died! I was laughing soo hard for a long period of time. Haahaa. Lol...Squishybut the exact same concept applied for me as well. Except I was drinking milk at the time and I spit it out all over the place..oh my gosh, my mom was going to kill me! :( LOL! Anyways awesome recap. "If I could rewrite the alphabet, I'd put the U and the I together." Haha Will! :D

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Thx everyone for the nice comments, and *i heart will*, your name cracks me up. You must have just LOVED the segment with Will and the camera. Did you rub his shoulders for him ? :laugh
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i just remember back when this season started when so many posters didn't watch the Danielle or Will seasons and were wondering why they were "All-stars". I posted then and repeat it now. Do you now see why?
Will is just so deliciously evil and yet so loveable at the same time. I'd take him home. LOL
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I agree with you Squish. I started off this season really disliking Will because he was so smug and self assured. But on the other hand, he definitely has a certain charm about him and when he is just playing around, he's hysterical. ( I really do think he has a crush on Janelle, even though he won't admit it. Some things you just can't hide) :shifty
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Becki
Aug 30 2006, 11:06 AM
Thx everyone for the nice comments, and *i heart will*, your name cracks me up. You must have just LOVED the segment with Will and the camera. Did you rub his shoulders for him ? :laugh

LOL, YES!! That was freaking hilarious! :O And I would defiantly have liked to rub him shoulders for him... :wub: He's adorable...adorably delicious! :D (I got caught up in the moment! :) )
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:laugh :laugh
I gotta admit .. that smile of his could win me over even though I know he shouldn't be trusted :shifty
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Becki
Aug 30 2006, 08:10 PM
:laugh :laugh
I gotta admit .. that smile of his could win me over even though I know he shouldn't be trusted :shifty

Lol, he does have a dreamy smile... :wub: A smile which makes me go weak at the knees. :D Ahhhh Will **lifts off into fairytale dreamland** :D
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