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| Legion of Idiots; Tuesday - 8/8 Episode | |
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| Topic Started: Aug 10 2006, 01:33 PM (2,039 Views) | |
| funnygirl | Aug 10 2006, 01:33 PM Post #1 |
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Easin' into summertime...
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Following a brief recap of how Sunday’s show ended, we get into the meat of the situation following Danielle’s nomination ceremony. Janey looks somewhat expectant and James is pretending to be devastated. He tells us he put on an Oscar winning performance; however, putting your head in your hands and not making eye contact is not necessarily performing as much as it is avoiding. Janey tells us that she’s stunned that Danielle put James up since they’ve been so buddy-buddy. Booger then explains how the nominations were not surprising because James is a member of the Legion of Doom (Will, Booger, Danielle and James alliance). Upstairs Howie and Kayser discuss the nominations and Howie questions James allegiance to their alliance. Kayser, very naively, believes that James still trustworthy. Janelle uses her potty mouth to tell how she is going after “that bitch Danielle” for doing this to them. She’s reminded that it’s only a game. Cut to Marcellas and Danielle in HOH room talking about the noms and Marcellus is completely in the dark about Danielle’s evil plan to evict Janey. Marcellus is giving Danielle her props and Danielle is telling us in confessional that it’s important to keep Marcellus in the dark because she has no idea what he can be trusted with. Nothing girl! On the balcony Janelle discusses the idea of James being a decoy with Kayser. Kayser tells her James would never put himself in that position (little does he know). Janelle (thank God) does not look convinced. She smells a rat. For some reason, CBS thought we really needed the scene of Howie and Will manscaping in front of Booger in the backyard. I almost turned it off for good when they started showing the Howie shaves Chicken George scene. This is prime time CBS!!!  Back to balcony outside of HOH room where Will, Erika and Janelle are laying on the floor talking. Howie comes up and we get to see footage from the diary room of all three of them bashing Howie. I don’t have quotes, but they were less than flattering and Howie is not coming off as endearing as he did last year. In the meantime, Erika plays her ridiculous “will you marry me” shtick with Will and she throws in Janelle for good measure. :rolleyes: Thankfully, Will only wants an alliance ménage a trois. Veto Competition Danielle calls the house to the living room to pick names for the veto competition. I preferred the “wheel of doom” method of choosing, but we’re back to the black bag again. Danielle picks Will and is quite pleased. Janey picks next and gets “houseguest choice”. She chooses Marcellus who is all happy and jumping up and down celebrating with her although he tells us he has no intention of helping her whatsoever. shut up Marcellus! James picks the Booger and Danielle is ecstatic. She knows there is no way Janelle could possibly win and is looking forward to her leaving the house this week. Am I the only one who caught a glimpse of Capt. Foreshadow hiding behind the couch? Only the people playing in the actual veto competition are allowed to go out to the backyard. Erika has been chosen to be the MC for this event and she’s locked in the house with Chicken George, Howie and Kayser announcing from a microphone. The players enter the backyard and it has been turned into a giant graveyard with electronic headstones. Must have borrowed them from Vegas Immediately, Booger, Danielle and James are whining about being claustrophobic. Marcellus tells us his biggest fear is being buried alive Funnygirl notes this in her mental files for future reference. The game begins with all veto contestants asked to pick a grave, any grave, and lay in it. The graves are surrounded by dirt high enough so the person next to them cannot see. They are told that they cannot speak and they cannot move during the course of the game. Erika will announce prizes that if chosen will either enhance your score or deplete your score. All players start with 40 points. The player with the most points wins. 1. Who is willing to have army cots replace all the beds in the house and lose hot water in the house for the rest of the week? +7 points 2. Who is will to spend 24 hours in solitary confinement with only slop to eat and a porta potty to use? +9 pts 3. Who is willing to give the house a margarita party? -3 pts. 4. Who wants a plasma TV? -5pts. 5. Who wants to place a phone call to a loved one. -5 pts. 6. Who wants to take a friend to Aruba? -5 pts. 7. Who is willing to put the 4 houseguests not playing for veto on slop for the rest of the week? +8 pts 8. Who wants a slop pass for the remainder of the summer? -7 pts. 9. How many points are you willing to give up for $5,000? 10. Who is willing to give up competing in the veto challenge next week? +10 pts There were ridiculous comments made by mostly Will and Booger about how greedy they are, and how they don’t care. :rolleyes: The crew inside is waiting with breath abated to see if somebody chose to put them on slop for a week. Finally, all houseguests are called to the backyard where there is a board listing all the prizes, booby or other (no pun intended Howie), and whether they were taken. I will list who did what, but keep in mind the houseguests have no idea who was responsible for what. 1. army cots no hot water: Janelle put the houseguests on cots and cold water. 2. 24 hours in solitary confinement: Danielle will suffer alone. 3. Margarita party: James was so kind. 4. plasma TV? - Booger is the first greedy Gus. 5. Phone call from home? James was cocky enough again. 6. Two to Aruba? Booger grabs this one too. 7. 4 houseguests on slop for the rest of the week? Janelle 8. slop pass for summer? - Marcellus shrieks with joy upon hearing it was taken. 9. $5,000? Dr. Will gave up all of his points for the $$ 10. give up competing in the veto challenge next week? Janelle. Count whose name made the Board the most times and you’ll see who the winner is. For you lazy folks, it’s Janelle.  Danielle began to realize as each prize was mentioned that her alliance wasn’t as invested in her nominations as she was. Hell, even her pawn through away some points for a margarita party and a phone call. Danielle told us during the competition that giving up that phone call was the hardest thing she’s had to do so far in the game. When she finds out that James took it, the outcome cannot be good. We get another Heckle and Jeckle moment from Woogie in the Diary Room. I think they are stupid so that’s all I will say. Veto Aftermath We get a brief view of solitary confinement in the Big Brother house. It’s not pretty. We also get to see the houseguests reaction to seeing cots in place of their beds. James has the angriest reaction, but reins himself in before anyone can comment. Danielle comes down from upstairs and prepares to go into solitary. Once in, Dr. Will speculates how it is that the only honorable person in the house happens to be in solitary. Janelle tells us that she came clean about the cots, cold water and putting the other 4 on slop; however, she was keeping to herself the fact that she is ineligible to play for veto next week. Next seen is Janelle outside talking with James. She questions why he would give the house a margarita party and take the phone call from Sarah if he was trying to stay in the house. James trying to backpedal and weasel his way out of the corner, comes up with “I thought the last one would be huge”, meaning the last offer. Nice try, but she aint buyin’ it. Chill Town is talking about wanting Danielle to put Marcellus up in Janelle’s place. That way everyone would still be focused on Season 6 and not Chill Town. Will tells Boogie he is going to tell people that Marcellus took the television and the $5,000. The rumor spreads like wildfire and next thing you know the whole house wants Marcey OUT! Frankly, I could use with a lot less of the dramatics and special effects from America’s Gay Black Pain in the Tukus! The backyard is set up for margaritas and the houseguests eligible are getting ready to party. James is attempting to take a shower with no cold water. Janelle is curling her hair and talking with Mr. Fart who dressed up to enjoy the part. In solitary confinement, we see the HOH pacing in her cell and wondering out loud why her alliance is outside drinking margaritas while she is stuck in solitary. Erika, Howie and Kayser refuse to take part in the festivities since they are relegated to slop this week and are ineligible to partake in the adult libations. The party begins and Dr. Will tells us he can’t wait to get Janelle loaded and watch her hit on him. In the middle of all the drinking and cavorting by four of the houseguests (yes, it really was that lame) James goes into the diary room to make his call to Sarah. We get to hear a couple of “I love you’s” and Sarah tells him that she’s noticed the signals he’s sending her when she watches the show. Like when he crosses his fingers it means he loves her. It’s a short-lived call and he’s back to the party. We get a brief glimpse of Danielle sitting in a corner crying all by herself in solitary. The next day we get to witness Danielle coming out of solitary. All houseguests but Janelle are waiting outside chanting “free Danielle” when she is set free. Howie picks her up for a big hug and the crowd goes wild. Once out she tells us (the viewers) that she wants to talk to “everybody and they motha” about what happened while she was locked up. Booger is the first one to talk to her and he tells her about Marcie taking all of the prizes. He then informs her that all of the houseguests want her to put Marcey up in Janelle’s place. Danielle wonders why all of a sudden do they want her to throw Marcey under the bus.  Veto Ceremony Janelle uses the veto on herself (duh) and Danielle puts Kayser up in her place. CBS tried to make it look like it was between Kayser and Marcey, but you don’t need to watch the live feeds to know there is no way in hell she was going to put a floater up. She does that and she may as well pack her bags and leave with whoever goes this week. Kayser tells us that he’s not going down without a fight. There’s no doubt in my mind that he will spend the week giving Janey and Howie instructions on how to continue to play this game. He’s brilliant at the strategizing, but he can’t spot a liar who is sitting right in front of him with a t-shirt that tells him “I’m probably lying to you”. I don’t know if it’s the “nice guy” thing he’s got going on or he just doesn’t care about this game. [/i[ Next we find out if the coup d’ etat we heard about last week will have anything to do with this week’s nominees and if both Season 6ers can be saved. Until that time, remember this time. 
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| Deleted User | Aug 10 2006, 03:03 PM Post #2 |
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Great recap funnygirl! I saw the whole thing, and it was quite amusing. Dani should realize that no one can trust anyone esle in this game. Many people think Chill Town is very greedy. But hey, if it was me, I would have done the same. Boogie has more money and prizes than whoever will finish in 3rd place (yes, first is not the only one that gets money) and he knows that if he walks out next week, at least he came out with something. But I do not understand James reasoning for the Margarita party and the phone call. He was very skeptical about this plan earlier, now he sure seems comfortable about it, comfortable enough to not win Veto. That may come back to haunt him, considering CT always has something up their sleeve. And I can't wait until tonight (4 more hours!), there better be a really big twist............. |
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| Deleted User | Aug 10 2006, 03:36 PM Post #3 |
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Howie and Will manscaping ....you are too much!!! |
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| chairo | Aug 10 2006, 05:21 PM Post #4 |
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Could it be that James believes he will be part of the 'money split'? I don't see how they can do that with it being against the rules, but Will says there is a way and BB can't stop them |
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| Deleted User | Aug 11 2006, 08:19 AM Post #5 |
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Chairo, Will's way is to "hire" them and pay them a salary or a bonus from the company he and Boogie own. BB can't police that. Great recap! |
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| Deleted User | Aug 11 2006, 11:46 AM Post #6 |
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Good recap! |
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