Cigar Box Manipulation 101

We hope you enjoy your visit.

You're currently viewing our forum as a guest. This means you are limited to certain areas of the board and there are some features you can't use. If you join our community, you'll be able to access member-only sections, and use many member-only features such as customizing your profile, sending personal messages, and voting in polls. Registration is simple, fast, and completely free.

Join our community!

If you're already a member please log in to your account to access all of our features:

Cigar Box Manipulation 101; Results Show Recap 7/20
Topic Started: Jul 20 2006, 10:48 PM (1,244 Views)
Bored	Jul 20 2006, 10:48 PM Post #1
Well? Posts: 1,439 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: February 13, 2005	It’s time for yet another America’s Got Talent results show. Last night a bunch of people performed and the judges couldn’t decide who to vote for. The horror! The staged drama! We’ll find out their choice tonight, as well as who America voted for. As usual, Reeg comes out and does the usual results show hulaboo. He announces that the show is an hour long, and I cringe. How can this be more than half an hour? How? Isn’t that illegal? After some painful banter about Hoff’s Baywatch days, we’re introduced to our judges, Hoff, Brandy (who has done something very distracting and painful with her hair; it’s half curly and half pulled back. I’m confused), and Piers ~~Cowell~~Morgan. We have a 3 minute long summary of last night, and we finally get on with the show. First up, is the judges choice. Piers explains how they decided and weighed the values of different kinds of acts. In the end, we find out that the act going through is Realis, the two dancers. Exciting! I don’t know if they stand a chance in hell at the finale, but alas, oh well. After a commercial break, we find out that we’re going to see four more silly acts. Great! Just what I wanted to see. One of them will win... some money? We’re not really sure. He doesn’t say. First up is The Douglass Lee, who plays the musical glasses. Yes, water glasses filled to varying points. I’ve seen people do this before, and it’s absolutely obnoxious, but it’s actually pretty cool when he does it. Then again, just about everything is compared to his hair. Seriously, dude, cut the bang-things. They’re unattractive. Number two is Ger Deer and Scout. They intend to break the sound barrier with whips, so that they’ll put out all of these candles. Exciting? Not really, but we can always pretend that it is. 3 is a crazy-good Hula Hooper named Camille Trout who manages to do a lot of... hula dancing? I’m not sure how to describe it. She also tries to get a bunch of hula hoops to hoop a lot of hulas around her neck, but she fails. Aww. Number four is Lary, who “manipulates” cigar boxes. However, the final part of his act falls flat – literally – as the cigar boxes fall down. Boo nay. Nicholas is the final person on the list, who drums and boxes. At the same time! He tries to explain how he wants the audience to clap, but he gets them started too soon. Poor Nicholas. He does, however, do a good job of boxing and drumming at the same time. I’m sure it’s harder than it looks. At least, I hope it is, because it looked pretty easy. Finally, it’s results time, and getting most of the studio vote is... The Douglass Lee! They’ll be competing in a wacky showdown for... something exciting. I’m surprised we’re only 25 minutes in. After a 4 minute commercial break (I kid you not. That thing was monsterous), we find out that they’re going to fill time with a singer named Teddy Geiger performing. Great! Oddly enough, he kind of sounds like Daniel Powter. Eeek. As long as they don’t begin to play the song every time someone gets the boot, I’ll be happy. We get back from yet another insanely long commercial break, and we see the 9 acts who performed last night. We find out who’s going through American Idol style, as Reeg goes through the final 9 contestants and tells each one whether or not they’re going through to the next round. The Horn Guy goes first, and we find out that he’s not in the top two. Neither is the dangerous lawnmower man. Unfortunate. Vladamir is also not in the top two. Bobby Badfingers and All That remain. One is in, one is out. And we find out that... At Last is in the top two! Excitement! After the mic lady comes out and gives them all mics, they perform again. Unfortunately, the mics don’t seem to be working, but they turn out a good performance anyways that’s worthy of the finals. After the commercial break, we find out that Leonid didn’t make it. Surprise! Except not. Sugar and Spice is next up, and we find out that they aren’t in the top two either. N’Versity and Tasha Lee are the only two acts left, and in the end, the little kid won out (per usual). She performs with only a few flaws, and we’re off to the final commercial break! Well, at least I hope that it’s the final commercial break. In the end, it’s At Last who goes through to the finale. And we’re not surprised in the slightest. Next week: More of this trainwreck. Egads. I don’t know if I can handle too much more of this.
	Insert saying that I think is funny here


Boo	Jul 21 2006, 10:46 PM Post #2
Sway With Me Posts: 571 Group: Admin Member #3 Joined: February 13, 2005	You don't know Teddy Geiger?? Shame! His song plays so much on the radio. Great recap chamilliabored, keep watching this great piece of history and we'll keep on reading.
	How ya gonna fix it?


1 user reading this topic (1 Guest and 0 Anonymous)


« Previous Topic · America's Got Talent · Next Topic »