Getting Kicked in the Face

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Getting Kicked in the Face; 7/13 Results Show Recap
Topic Started: Jul 13 2006, 09:22 PM (684 Views)
Bored	Jul 13 2006, 09:22 PM Post #1
Well? Posts: 1,439 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: February 13, 2005	Yesterday night: People performed, Brandy’s hair was no longer straight nor oh-so-shiny, and the Hoff was indeed hassled. The horror! Oh yeah, and Harmonica kid and brother (also known as the Millers) made it through. Tonight: Another act will make it through to the next round. Who will it be? Does anyone care? It’s time for... America’s Got Talent! And yes, I’m fully aware that I missed the last recap. I actually found what part that I saw to be pretty grating. Dogs stepping out of little things? Piers telling people to ditch their kin? Hula hoops? Yikes. So, let’s get this show on the road. Hopefully I won’t go crazy. First up, the Millers perform. What they did the first time we saw them. Egads. I’m actually not sure about ditching the brother after this. He does seem to add something to the act, unlike I first thought. The edge, maybe. However, little Miller’s leather pants do NOT add to the act, and I must turn away in disgust. The horror! The shame! We return, and there are four acts with numbers on them that we’re supposed to watch and like. Great. The first guy up squeezes into a box while dressed like a cheetah. You don’t see that every day. Next up is James Thompson, who puts people on his head – 3 to be exact – and jumps rope 22 times. These people are crazy. Number 3 is Rudy, who is from Italy but lives in Las Vegas. He’s going to sing the aria “I like you”. Or something like that. However, he ends up just lip-synching and instead doing gymnastics. Great. Just great. Finally, number four is Mike, who kicks his head. And then kicks balloons on his head. And cans on his head. And eggs on his head. Stop giving me a headache, please. All four come to the front, and we find out that the audience will vote on which one they like the most. Reeg tells them to press the buttons NOW, and annoying voting music ensues. The winner is... Number 3, Rudy! Great. When I grow up, I want to wear a fat suit and talk with a bad Italian accent. Reeg takes us to a commercial break, and then once we get back he introduces the two who had the highest number of votes. They are... Taylor Ware and All That. Looks like going first helped a lot. Hoff says that Taylor brought yodeling back, and All That brought clogging back. Well put, Hoff. Well put. Then, Reeg cuts to the chase, saying that the winning act for tonight is... juuuust kidding! We've got a commercial break instead. Talk about shocking. After the break, we find out that the act going to the finale is... Taylor Ware. Yay for yodeling little kids! To close the show, she does the same thing that she does every time. Yes, that same yodeling song. Well, at least, it sounds like the same yodeling song to me, because it’s mostly yodeling. I mean, how many things can you do with yodeling? I don’t think that there are too many yodeling songs out there. I could be mistaken. Next week: more acts! More disappointment! More Hoff! Oh, great. Did you think that All That was really All That? Are you amused by contortionists? Is anyone even watching this show? Sign up and come chat with us!
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