Snow White Never Stripped So Well

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Snow White Never Stripped So Well; AGT Recap 6/28
Topic Started: Jun 29 2006, 03:52 PM (952 Views)
Bored	Jun 29 2006, 03:52 PM Post #1
Well? Posts: 1,439 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: February 13, 2005	Welcome to yet another episode of America’s Got Talent! Regis begins the show yet again by pumping the audience up in New York, as only Regis can do. That’s right, kiddies. Time to get ready for tall men wearing skirts and cloggers, as the previews have shown us time and time again. I’m excited. Ok, not really, but apparently the show is actually popular, so I guess I can’t complain too much. First, Reeg shows us what happened in the NY audition room. There’s a stripping chimpanzee. I’m scared. Regis introduces our wonderful judges, the Hoff, Brandy, and Cowell II, and we’re getting started. All That is first. They’re the cloggers that we’ve been waiting for, from Myrtyl Beach. I must admit, for cloggers, I think they’re pretty hardcore. I didn’t know that cloggers and hardcore could go in the same sentence, but when one guy has spiky hair I suppose anything can happen. The Brandy and Hoff like them, and Piers doesn’t like them because every woman in America will love them. All three judges vote yes, and so they’re moving on. Following All That is William J. McGowan. Who sings some painful song. Anyways, he makes some horrible noises that sound like Tarzan, and makes an utter fool of himself, so he gets Xed away. Brandy even give him a hell no. Bye! Reeg calls down some more people, and first up is a very tall man wearing wings named Leonid. He’s originally from Russia, but now lives in Brooklyn. After a commercial break, we watch him do some kind of sword balancing act with Japanese manga-type music in the back. He drops the sword, which gets him a buzzer from Cowell II, but he manages to pull it off with a split while he was balancing the sword from his mouth. It’s quite surprising. Cowell II says no, but Brandy likes it. Hoff, however, is not a fan because It’s scary or something like that, and he’s off. Next up is Elliott, who does some crazy magic tricks with birds and sunglasses, all with a hip-hop beat in the background. It’s actually entertaining because of its “edginess”, and the judges like it enough to bring him back. Following that is Corina, who does a harp act while singing. We have seen this before, but there are two things that are different: first, she’s young, and second, her song isn’t painful. The judges love her, and so she’s through. After a break, David Smith does a singing act where he puts his legs behind his head and sang. The judges think it’s humorous enough so they let him through. After that, however... things get interesting. Brandy brings Leonid back out, and while she’s pleading the audience is clapping and he’s crying. Then, he says something that’s a little bit hard to understand and we get subtitles, and suddenly Piers changes his mind. So he’ll be back! Next up is some band from Detroit. I don’t take any time to learn what their name is because I’m a little bit tired of their act as soon as it begins. Piers obviously echoes my sentiments as he buzzers them near the end because their lead singer is wretched. However, Brandy and Hoff put them through (booooo) and so they’re through. Aftera commercial break, we meet Frank Simon, who first lifts a bike with his mouth, and then a stove. The audience loves him but the judges don’t. However, it’s the judges that mater, and so he’s off. Following him is an ex-reserve man, Matther Further, who does beat-boxing. Apparently not wearing a shirt doesn’t help him, as he gets XXXed pretty quick. Next up is Michelle, who does a very burlesque act that involves dressing up as snow white and stripping. Brandy fights the other two judges for their buttons, and eventually wins, but not before she’s wearing a bikini. Hoff and Piers can’t fight their hormones, and so she’s through. Side Swipe is the next group up, and the second group tonight to take off their shirts. Hopefully they’ll have better success thn the last one. They do a martial arts inspired gymnastic routine which is far more intense than anything else tonight. Cowell II likes it, Brandy calls it “magical”, and Hoff says that they “kicked some ass with class”. I wonder how long ago he wrote that line. Anyways, they’re through. Following them is your third pudgy guy of the night, Marlon Reynolds. He’s buzzed in two seconds, and we’re moving on. Bianca Ryan is up next. We already know that she’s going to be good, because they’ve been building up for her performance all night. The camera crew breaks out the American Idol shots, and she’s actually better than many of the people that were on American Idol (Kevin Covais, anyone?). Needless to say, Brandy loves it (she’s got a soft-spot for little kids singing.) Piers asks her to change her wardrobe (come on now, she’s 11), but then says that she can win it. Hoff says that she’s a star. Basically, it’s a love-fest until the commercial break. And we’re done for the night! We get to see the random people who made it through, and the show’s over. Next week – BRANDY HAS STRAIGHT HAIR. Thank you, stylists. Thank you.
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