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Return of the Witches Coven; BB Recap 9/6
Topic Started: Sep 7 2005, 02:41 PM (2,382 Views)
Deleted User	Sep 7 2005, 02:41 PM Post #1
Deleted User	The title of this recap is dedicated to Dfleminator for reasons known only to him Last Saturday, we watched as The Queen Witch, also known as Ivette, won ( I use that term loosely) the HOH. As she frolicked through the yard , screaming I WON HOH !! I WON HOH !! , it was unhappily apparant that The Three Witches have returned to the seat of power. Flashback to the eviction of Beau. Janelle states that she liked Beau and the only reason she had voted for him to be evicted, was because Howie wanted him gone. But Janelle says that she wanted Ivette gone because .. "she annoys the s*t out of me". ( In hindsight, it may have been a good idea to get Ivette out of the house before Beau, because then she wouldn't have won* HOH). We also watch as The Three Witches huddle together and discuss the situation. Ivette states that now that Beau is gone, there is no reason for the three of them to be nice to Howie and Janelle anymore. (When were they nice to them ?!?!) Meanwhile, Howie and Janelle talk to each other and Howie tells Janelle that she is the strongest player in the game. He then says to "let them pay for what they did to us". Flashback to Ivette screaming and flailing and screaming some more about winning HOH. One point needs to be made here. Maggie states that she let Ivette win, however, I wonder if that is completely true. Since they had to write a number down and not go over the right answer, by Maggie choosing to write down one .. if Ivette had gone over, then Maggie would have won. It really makes no difference, but for some reason I get the feeling that Maggie tried to make herself come off as "the good witch" by letting the "wicked witch" win. If she REALLY wanted to make SURE that Ivette won, she could have written down 10,000, or written down nothing at all. Seems to me that this was a bit of hidden strategy on Maggie's part. We now are forced to watch as Witch Ivette flies through the house cackling , " I WON HOH !! I WON HOH !!" Janelle reclines in a chair outside, trying her best to not let the shreiks and cackles affect her , however , in a private interview, Janelle says .. "i'm sick of the nerd herd winning .. ewwwwwuhhhhh .. it gets me so mad !! it's like we can never get rid of them.. we can never be one up on them ,they've alway got more people". Ivette then retreats to a room with her coven as she ever so sweetly announces, "one of you bitches is winnin' 500,000 dollars". April asks her why she keeps saying it's between herself and Maggie , and Ivette says that it's because she might not be there, but she doesn't even really care. (Yah Right !!) She then states in a private interview, that she promised Cappy and then she had promised Beau, that she would get Janelle out !!" Back in the room, Maggie tells Ivette that she has secured the three of them to be in the final four and Ivette responds with a huge witchy grin. It's the time we've all been waiting for .. Ivette summons the coven up to her new HOH room. She directs Maggie to put some turbo on that butt. Ivette falls to her knees and gazes upon a picture of herself with her girlfriend. April hovers over her saying .. "ohhhhhhhhh how cute is SHE !! aaaHAHaHAhhhahahahahahahhhhhhhhh" .. Maggie crouches down next to Ivette to look at the picture and exclaims .. " I LOVE herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr " .. Ivette explains that she nicknamed her girlfriend "Tush" because .. "how many times can you call your girlfriend , Babe". Howie and Janelle enter the room and look at the picture. Janelles response ?? " That's the same shirt you're wearing !!" LOL !!!! While more crying and blubbering goes on, Howie opens up Ivette's Reese's Pieces and begins chowing down. This doesn't sit very well with Ivette and in a private interview, she says . " I don't think Howie and Janelle comprehend a loving HOH room ". ( I must use spaces in between Ivette's words because .. that's the way she talks !! ) Later that evening, as Howie walks around the house with his Jedi Light Saber , he enters the bedroom and climbs into bed with Janelle while they discuss strategy. Janelle says that obviously they are being put up for eviction. Her plan is .. if she wins POV and takes herself off , Ivette will put up April. Then Howie and Janelle will go to Ivette with a deal to take her to the final three if Ivette will evict April instead of Howie. Howie answers with .. "what the hell ? we've got nothing to lose". Howie then meanders about the house with his light saber. Outside, he turns into a Jedi warrior saying, "The Force is now with me tonight Master Yoda", and he watches himself in a mirror as he wields his mighty light saber. He does this throughout the entire house as The Witches Coven lay in bed in the HOH room and watch him in disbelief on the monitors. In a private interview, Howie says .. " I'm a great Jedi. I practice , I meditate at home .in the real world.. in traffic.. I'm always thinking about the Jedi way, the Jedi art, the Jedi nature." Janelle and Howie then go through the house fighting with the light sabers and Howie is extremely impressed at Janelle's Jedi prowess. The next morning , Ivette prepares for the nomination ceremony. She states that the pro's of getting Janelle out of the house are that, she has been dying to get her out since week one and that she is an annoyance. The pro's about putting up April and Maggie .. that she wouldn't have to be standing with them at the end. In a private interview, Janelle says .. "that bitch can still nominate me but, she hasn't got me out of the house". As Ivette stares at the keys , she says .. " I hold people's existence in my hands". (well, isn't that being just a tad too dramatic witchie poo ?) Nomination Ceremony Ivette begins with her speech. " Ummmm, I find too funny that in this game if you talk and you say the truth you are found to be loud and if you stay quiet you are found to beat around the bush and if you lie to someone's face for the sake of the game you are a snake. The only truth that you have and your only right is your heart and your instinct." ( oh my , how profound !!) She then pulls the first key .. April. April pulls the next key .. Maggie. To no one's surprise , Janelle and Howie have been put up for eviction. Ivette tells Janelle that she manipulates all of the guys in the house, and she tells Howie that he is from the other side, and he understood what was going to happen , by being on the other side. Nomination Ceremony ends and in a private interview, Janelle says (tongue in cheek) .. " oh my god , I'm completely floored that I was nominated this week !!" She then goes on to say .. " it's kind of ridiculous that she blames the whole entire game on my strategy of manipulating men ?? she can never go to the truth which is basically .. I won it because I'm GOOD". In Howie's private interview, he sings a little ditty .. " No Biggie .. No Worry .. No Sweat .. This game ain't OVER yet !!" Back in the Witches Coven, April and Maggie praise Ivette over her wonderful speech. Meanwhile, Janelle and Howie are calling it a "crock of st". POV Competition** Ivette instructs everyone to go to their rooms and BB will tell them when it's their time to go out and play. April goes out to the back yard first, and explains the competition for us. She says .. " when I went out to the back yard I saw all this smoke, so I went around and it was actually a big pitcher screen, with our pitchers changing on the screen." ( the word is PICTURE April) .. The screen is called the "Morphomatic" which morphs three of the house guest's faces into one face. When a face is shown, you must go over to a board and light up the names of the three people that you think make up the face. Then run over to the answer button and push it. If you are right, another morphed face will appear and you will continue on doing the same thing. The house guest that correctly identifies all six faces in the fastest time, wins the POV. (This was really hysterical if I do say so myself) 1st picture: Jennifer, Maggie, Michael 2nd picture : Janelle, Sarah, Kaysar .. omg, this was really a gross one 3rd picture : Rachel, Kaysar, Beau ... hahahah .. as April put it .. it looked like a female that had taken hormone pills to become a man 4th picture : April, James, Sarah .. ewwwwwww .. April said .. with my hair on James and Sarah .. why didn't someone tell me I look like a skater boy lol 5th picture : Ivette, Jennifer, Howie .. 6th picture : Ashlea, Eric, Michael .. I hate to say this but .. to me, it looked like Brad Pitt with long hair April's time : 4:16 Ivette is up next and said it reminded her of scary circus freaks and the bearded women. On the last picture, Ivette says that the first thing she sees in it, is " Cappy's Booty Chin ".. Ivette's time : 3:28 Next up .. Howie. He says he is wearing James' underwears for good luck since he was the Veto King. Howie makes very good time .. UNTIL .. he gets to the picture that contains HIS face. This takes him forever to realize it's him. His time is not shown. Maggie is up. She says she will just go with the first three names that pop into her head. Her time is not shown. Janelle is up. She knows she must win the veto or she goes home. Her time is not shown. Everyone then assembles outside to see the score board. April : 4:16 Maggie : 3:59 Ivette : 3:28 Howie : 9:18 omg LOL !! Janelle : 2:30 Janelle wins POV !! And Howie says "Jedi Janie .. Proved once again why she is the best in the business !!" April says "Surprise !! Janelle is in the house one more week. All she wants in life is a Sugar Daddy. Why does someone like that deserve to continue to winnnn-uh" As the Witchy Women converge to talk about the situation that has arisen, they seem to be a bit awestruck. April and Maggie fill their faces with food, while Ivette paces around the room in a crazed haze of anger and shock. In a private interview, Ivette says .. " At a time like this you've gotta laugh about it .. because (with eyes HUGELY bugged out of her face) .. there's nothing else you can DO !! " April tells her witchmates that as soon as she walked outside, she knew "the bitch" was gonna kick ass at this game because she is a visual person. She then says that Ivette is a visual person too and that's why she thought Ivette would be the one to beat Janelle. April inserts a large piece of donut into her mouth and with it poking out the side of her cheek , she says that she KNEW that Howie was going to suck at the game. (Don't talk with your mouth full April ) . April also says that there is no way that Janelle would use the Veto on Howie because she is way too selfish for that. Wellllll ... duh April .. she KNOWS she's going home if she is on the block. She's not selfish .. but she IS alot smarter than ANY of you gave her credit for .. so live with it !! Janelle and Howie talk once more about trying to make a deal with Ivette about putting up April and evicting her. The next morning, Howie is swimming in the pool and Ivette comes over and starts talking to Howie about the situation. Howie is stunned because SHE is the one that begins talking strategy. Ivette tells Howie that the house has taught her alot of things. You can't count your eggs before they are hatched. Howie just kind of shakes his head in agreement , but .. keeps his mouth shut. Good boy Howie. You're learning !! Power of Veto Meeting Janelle asks Howie if he would like to say why she should use the Veto on him. He basically tells her that she won it and she should use it on herself. Janelle then announces that she will use it on herself and Ivette needs to name a replacement. Ivette stands up and says " it's been discussed.. April. a new blonde to sit next to Howie ". The Veto meeting is adjourned. Will the Witches remain intact ? Will Ivette decide to stab April in the back in order to further her chances in the game ? If Howie is evicted will we see the wrath of Janelle as she has promised us? Will there be another twist ? And as always, who will become the new HOH !! The end is getting near, so you won't want to miss what should be a very exciting episode in this Summer of Secrets. LIVE Thursday Night. :shifty
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funnygirl	Sep 7 2005, 03:28 PM Post #2
Easin' into summertime... Posts: 3,720 Group: Admin Member #109 Joined: April 25, 2005	Quote: April goes out to the back yard first, and explains the competition for us. She says .. " when I went out to the back yard I saw all this smoke, so I went around and it was actually a big pitcher screen, with our pitchers changing on the screen." ( the word is PICTURE April) .. I was thinking the same exact thing. It's too bad that they don't show more of the delusional conversations the coven has about themselves up in the HOH room. Also, I hope next year there is a rule that only the HOH and one person may occupy the HOH room at a time. This is rediculous!
	Those who can't laugh at themselves, leave the job to others. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh, crap...she's awake!!�


Deleted User	Sep 7 2005, 05:26 PM Post #3
Deleted User	Your recap cracked me up, Becki ....Howie was hysterical last night. I bet we'll see him on TV in the future. He's a riot. I was so happy Janie won POV....however, she was a little harsh with her comment about Ivette's girlfriend (although, I have to admit I laughed). She needs to calm down a little. I wanna see her get to the end. And April??? Can I stand to see her in the house one more week???? She is even more annoying than Ivette lately. I would love to see another twist in the game...before the final episode, have the public vote for their favorite personality out of all the players from day one, and at the end, just after they announce the BB winner, announce America's favorite player, and that player would get another $500,000. They did a similar thing on one of the Survivor seasons. If they did that, at least we know that no one in the Friendship would win THAT one. I'd LOVE to see the looks on the Friendship's faces...I can just hear April and Ivette whining..."That's not fair, that's not fair....blah blah...." and then see Maggies "evil look".....You know the one: "I'm such an upstanding person and the rest of the world is so evil"......
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Deleted User	Sep 7 2005, 07:38 PM Post #4
Deleted User	I love your idea FG , AND i love YOUR idea BethC .. I think CBS needs to be reading the ART posts to get an idea of what the public wants !! Oh, and for anyone else reading, .. my .. pauses.. in between.. Ivette's ..words.. didn't come out ..because .. i didn't .. do .. this .. I just left .. spaces .. . But I think everyone can kind of .. insert pauses.. where ..Ivette-appropriate.
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Deleted User	Sep 7 2005, 09:16 PM Post #5
Deleted User	funnygirl Sep 7 2005, 03:28 PM Also, I hope next year there is a rule that only the HOH and one person may occupy the HOH room at a time. This is rediculous! They must be really bored. They were all decorating the HOH room. It seems like since they have been in the house together for that long... give me a break and get out of my room. Let's all go visit and see what the new HOH got, but don't set your stuff up in HOH room when you didn't win (OK so I'm not a good team player, now ya know) They are complaining about privacy. Here's a litte and they won't even take it. And can someone help me here? The nickname "Tush"??!! At the beginning of the show when Ivette is in the DR talking about Beau being gone (wait for it wait for it) there she goes and mentions Cappy. ewww.
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Deleted User	Sep 7 2005, 09:36 PM Post #6
Deleted User	lpatrick Sep 7 2005, 09:16 PM funnygirl Sep 7 2005, 03:28 PM Also, I hope next year there is a rule that only the HOH and one person may occupy the HOH room at a time.� This is rediculous! They must be really bored. They were all decorating the HOH room. It seems like since they have been in the house together for that long... give me a break and get out of my room. Let's all go visit and see what the new HOH got, but don't set your stuff up in HOH room when you didn't win (OK so I'm not a good team player, now ya know) They are complaining about privacy. Here's a litte and they won't even take it. And can someone help me here? The nickname "Tush"??!! At the beginning of the show when Ivette is in the DR talking about Beau being gone (wait for it wait for it) there she goes and mentions Cappy. ewww. I totally agree with you lpatrick also congradulations on becoming a writer even though I like the friendship, I think ivette can get very annoying at times but she was a very nice player. I do think ivette can be a little obsessive talking about cappy but she is a person pure of heart. people were using the name evilette and making pictures of ivette as a Witch????? why would people do such things. all she is is annoying she hasn't backstabbed anyone in this game.
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Deleted User	Sep 8 2005, 07:49 AM Post #7
Deleted User	I'm sure Ivette is nice somewhere in this world, but I have called her Evilette, just as other people have called Janelle a mean, evil b*****. Ivette is very annoying. She is loud and rude. She talks behind peoples back(but who doesnt, right), so when the name calling starts everyone is fair game. And she may not have stabbed any one in the back yet...
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Deleted User	Sep 8 2005, 09:11 AM Post #8
Deleted User	schoolboy Sep 7 2005, 09:36 PM people were using the name evilette and making pictures of ivette as a Witch????? why would people do such things. all she is is annoying she hasn't backstabbed anyone in this game. Witch N. 1. A Hag 2. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing I rest my case
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funnygirl	Sep 8 2005, 11:12 AM Post #9
Easin' into summertime... Posts: 3,720 Group: Admin Member #109 Joined: April 25, 2005	Becki Sep 8 2005, 09:11 AM Witch N. 1. A Hag 2. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing I rest my case You made me choke on my mocha latte' with this Beck...you too are evil. It describes Maggie ("Hag"gie) more than anyone else!
	Those who can't laugh at themselves, leave the job to others. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh, crap...she's awake!!�


Deleted User	Sep 8 2005, 12:48 PM Post #10
Deleted User	Becki Sep 8 2005, 09:11 AM schoolboy Sep 7 2005, 09:36 PM people were using the name evilette and making pictures of ivette as a Witch????? why would people do such things. all she is is annoying she hasn't backstabbed anyone in this game. Witch N. 1. A Hag 2. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing I rest my case I think it describes the whole friendship "cult". Great job Becki. All the remaining members of the NH are very spiteful. They complain about what Janelle has won. That comment Ape-ril made about if Janey had a heart she would give the POV to Howie. Maggie making a comment about "if you go against the friendship" and they are all serious. Ivette crying that she "hates" Janey when she was chosen by AC to get the phone call. Spiteful spiteful spiteful.
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Deleted User	Sep 8 2005, 02:31 PM Post #11
Deleted User	Spiteful: Characterized by intense ill will or spite: despiteful, evil, hateful, malevolent, malicious, malign, malignant, mean, nasty, poisonous, venomous, vicious, wicked. Slang : bitchy. Yup, perfect word to use for the entire "Friendship".
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