BB6 - 7/23 Recap

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BB6 - 7/23 Recap; Anger, Thy Name is Kaysar
Topic Started: Jul 26 2005, 06:58 PM (2,123 Views)
Bored	Jul 26 2005, 06:58 PM Post #1
Well? Posts: 1,439 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: February 13, 2005	Ok, so I’ll admit – Kaysar is quite possibly the least angry person I’ve ever seen on a TV show. It’s amazing how... un-angry he is. So yes, the title was just to make you read this recap. I’m getting pretty good with that, aren’t I? (only one of those is a link... try and guess which one it is! Bwaha! Ha! Ha...) However, that isn’t important – the important thing is that we have a show to recap! So join me, friends, on a magical adventure through Big Brother Land... it’s like a carpet ride, but with more shining, more shimmering, and twice as splendid! After the first five minutes full of recappage and scenes entirely in black and white, we finally get to new diary rooms! In these, we learn that Janelle/Kaysar are sad about Michael leaving, everyone else is happy about Michael leaving, Janelle thinks that April is full of poo, poo poo, poo, and Kaysar is stoked about winning HOH while Ivette and Caparooney are five seconds away from poo, poo poo, poo-ing their pants. After the HOH victory, Kaysar, Ye who is too blonde to be smart and too smart to be stupid, and Howie hole themselves back up in the Gold room and talk strategy. At some unknown point during this discussion, Howie starts becoming... serious. Yes, yes, I’m as surprised as you are. Scary, eh? While discussing who they should put up for eviction, Howie mentions the names “Maggie and James” for the two nominees. Remember these names in the future, kiddies. We’ll need them. In the meanwhile, James wanders aimlessly into the Gold Room looking for some kind of nut, and accidentally walks in on the group pow-wow. Slightly amazed that Howie was in there, he immediately goes to Not-Really-Head Honcho Eric and tells him that they were “talking”. Eric mentions that Howie’s been friends with them and that, now that Kaysar won HOH he’s switched to the dark side. That’s called good strategy, Eric. Something that you don’t have. Meanwhile, the rest of the house has been thrown in to such a sweet, sweet state of disarray. April, Beau, and Ivette all seem to think that they’re going up, whilst Maggie is pretty certain that she’s safe. For some reason, a few houseguests have it in their heads that Janelle is going up, to which I say “hogwash” and “flappersnapper”, and pretend that flappernapper actually means something. Kaysar gets the keys to his HOH room, and invites everyone to come on up and get a look at his entirely new, entirely cool HOH room! Everyone is ecstatic (well, at least, they pretend to be ecstatic whilst they cry inside), and they quickly go upstairs to see the marvelous goodies, kosher meats, and hookahs that his room has in store for everyone. After the throng of houseguests has left, Kaysar keeps Janelle in his room for a little bit of promise-making and strategizing. After promising Janelle that they would take each other to the end, Kaysar mentions that he’s wondering if James and Sarah are a couple... in real life. STOP THE PRESSES! THEY’VE ALMOST ENTIRELY FIGURED OUT THE TWIST 3 WEEKS IN! Wait, this happens almost every season? Damn. Janelle bobs her head in various directions, so I’m not sure if she’s saying “yes”, “no”, or “ohmygodimissMichaelsomuchandtherestofthehouseareEric’ssheep”. No matter what she means, she’s pretty interested in what Kaysar has to say. Kaysar mentions that it’s going to be an all out war now, to which Janelle carefully twists her hair like she’s been doing for the last few minutes. She’s quite good at that, I’ve noticed. Later that day, James goes to the HOH room to talk with Kaysar to say that his friend had to back out with medical reasons. Kaysar quickly shoots him down, saying that everyone except for James and Sarah is paired up. James still denies, even though Kaysar has entirely called his bluff, saying that he can’t believe that he can lie the way that he can. Next, he’s going to use his lying skills for good, not evil, and wear a cape and a mask. I’m sure of it. Outside, Ivette is trying to get out her frustration over not telling people she’s a lesbian by... well, telling people she’s a lesbian – April, to be exact. Ever the drama queen, Ivette drags out her un-closeting for about two minutes before finally stating that she had a girlfriend, not a boyfriend. Yeesh, Ivette. Such good buildup, and yet the execution of the drama-rama was mediocre. I expected better from you. Upon figuring out that Ivette’s a lesbian, April says “Oh! I appreciate that!” Huh? April then says that God told her to confide in her, and I’m a little bit surprised that the next few scenes aren’t of April going around the house telling everyone that she’s a lesbian. Back in the HOH room, Janelle and Kaysar are still trying to use strategery (extra points to whomever can tell me where that word is from) to break up the group. Janelle mentions putting up James and Maggie, and Kaysar says that he’s going to shake up the house entirely. Like he’s said in every other Diary Room so far this episode. Durrrr! The next few scenes involve Rachel and Howie... well, more Howie being all flirty with Rachel. By flirty, of course, we mean making orgasmic squeals of glee at her and, at one point, straddling her to give her a back massage. They both say that the relationship is entirely platonic, although Howie does mention that she’s a “fine piece of hide”. Oh, that Howie. Ever the horndog. It’s time that Kaysar yelled something at the group. However, unlike Cappy’s “DON’T TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY” outburst, Kaysar has something more important to talk about – it’s time for the food competition! Cheering commences, and everyone look happy as they walk outside and see a sign that says “Will Spell 4 Food”. In this food challenge, everyone must spell the name of a food that they will pick from a group of trays below them. If they spell it correctly, then they get to remove a PB&J piece from the shiny spinning wheel of food and doom. Once every houseguest except the HOH has gone, the wheel will be spun, and depending on what the wheel lands on the house will be eating real food or PB&J. Ivette is up first with the word avocado. She spells it correctly, and gets to pull a piece off of the board. Janelle follows, and messes up spaghetti. So smart, and yet... such an idiot. James spells ham correctly, while Rachel misses an o in broccoli. Jennifer does a surprisingly good job with Mayonnaise, and April also spells pepperoni correctly, as her dog’s name is Pepperoni. Talk about good luck. Beau is next, and spells asparagus correctly, and Eric follows, spelling marshmallow correctly. Maggie gets papaya, and miraculously spells it correctly, but Howie entirely messes up Rhubarb. Sarah is the last person to go, and mutilates the spelling of cauliflower. At the end, 3/4ths of the board pieces are on food, while 1/4th of the pieces are PB&J. Kaysar spins the board, and at the last second the board switches to PB&J. Ouch. The next few scenes involve Howie following the way of the Jedi. Yes, a Jedi. To emphasize this point, we get about a billion scenes of him doing random karate moves and making whirring noises. The Jedi-fest ends when Kaysar mentions that Jedi’s can’t have sex. gasp HE CAN’T HAVE SEX! Poor Howie... so lost... so alone... It’s finally times for nominations, and Ivette talks to Kaysar in a last-ditch effort to get Janelle up, saying that she’ll allow herself to go up if she goes up against Janelle. Later, Sarah comes in and visits him, also mentioning that she doesn’t trust anyone. Kaysar asks if she knows James, which she denies, using the logic that they don’t even live in the same state and that she’s never been to Georgia. Sure, Sarah. Sure. Later, Sarah tells James that they need to tell Kaysar about their little secret, and James eeks out a very quiet “NO!” It’s actually so quiet that I can’t really hear it on my TV, but I know he said it because they subtitles tell me so. Finally, James talks to Kaysar and mentions that Janelle is untrustworthy and that he might want to put her up, and Kaysar says that he trusts James, but he’d have to give up Janelle in order to play with him. Hmm... Kaysar finally gets around to making the nominations, and about 7 people mention that they don’t think that they’ll be up on the block. Kaysar calls the nomination meeting, and the first person safe is Jennifer. Beau, April, Rachel, Eric, Howie, Sarah, Ivette, and Janelle follow Jennifer in safeness, in that order. Thus, Maggie and James are nominated for eviction. I KNEW IT! Tuesday: Time for the power of veto! But who will win, and will anyone use the POV? Do you hate me? If so, send your hate-mail to boredsim133@yahoo.com. Please, I need a good laugh.
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Deleted User	Jul 27 2005, 08:31 AM Post #2
Deleted User	Great recap, and even if I don't agree with you about the people in the house, I don't hate you. It would be really boring if everyone thought and felt the same way.
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funnygirl	Jul 27 2005, 09:40 AM Post #3
Easin' into summertime... Posts: 3,720 Group: Admin Member #109 Joined: April 25, 2005	You're so bad! Trying to make us think that Kaysar is something he's not. Pretty good synopsis of Saturday's show Bored.
	Those who can't laugh at themselves, leave the job to others. Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says... 'Oh, crap...she's awake!!’


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