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Two Story Twists - Week 1
Topic Started: Jul 16 2005, 03:09 PM (955 Views)
Bored	Jul 16 2005, 03:09 PM Post #1
Well? Posts: 1,439 Group: Admin Member #4 Joined: February 13, 2005	Welcome to the first ever Two Story Twists! This riveting tale captures the feelings and emotions of the 14 BB Houseguests as the ART Writers see them. And the best part is that the characters themselves narrate for us! So without further ado, there is the first week of Two Story Twists! Hello, Nice To ~~Mate With~~ Meet You... Howie: When I lined up on the front porch of the Big Brother house and Julie told us to take a good look around at our roommates for the next couple of months I almost embarrassed myself and gave the women a clue as to how much I could pleasure them. Janelle: Well, I came into the house, knowing that I was the only person that had a partner. That's right, I have a partner in the game, and her name is Ashlea. And in a continuation from last year's "Twin Twist" we both have our own set of adopted twins that we brought in from the house. Jennifer: I started off this game by saying that I was the total package. I'm one of the first five to enter the house. You know why ?? Because I am the total package. I am 27 years old, from Texas, and just graduated college with my Masters. Beau: Ok, so now that I’m in this house I am ready to get it sttaarrrttteeed! I think I’m going to get far in this game because I’m so fab-u-lous. I mean, just look at me – I’m such a knockout that when I walk by you on the street you fall down and you don’t know what hit you! I have got it goin’ on! James: Upon entering the house, I decided that I would be best off not mentioning that I'm a step above a Wal-mart security guard, and instead state that I'm just a stupid ol' Ninth grade Philosophy professor. I think everyone bought it quite easily. Michael: Wow, these first few days in the Big Brother house have been stressful. The house... it’s amazing. But I can’t help being nervous. What if they figure out that Kaysar and I are partners? What happens if they figure out that we are playing for more money than them? What if I go up on the block first? So, once I found Kaysar, we talked about it in clear view of all of the other houseguests. Nobody would ever expect us being partners. Nobody would ever see it coming! Surfboard Mania Jennifer: When Julie Chen told us to change into our swimsuits , I grimaced and moaned, but .. in reality, I couldn't WAIT because .. I am the total package. Beau: I was on the blue team with Jennifer, Michael, Kaysar, Ashlea, Ivette, and Eric. I was sure that we would rock this challenge, because we are, like, the beautiful people of the house. But then we started the challenge and nobody could score! I got the first goal on our team, but even me and my amazingness couldn’t save the team from losing. I hope that PB&J doesn’t ruin my complexion any. Janelle: As far as the HOH competition went, I managed to get in that group of seven that won the food competition, but then I jumped off pretty early, cause I didn't want it. (At least, that's what I told everyone... the real reason of course was that I was too top-heavy to be balancing on that surfboard). Maggie: When asked by the group which of us want to be HOH, I opt out. It's way too early in the game. I'll want it later on when I have reason to want someone kicked out. Rachel: When we had to stand on the surfboard for the HOH part of the competition, I talked everyone into letting me be the last one standing, therefore, I became HOH. The HOH Extravaganza Rachel: I invited everyone into my new HOH room and then later, I discussed with my orange team mates how important it was for us to keep an alliance formed. At least for a couple of weeks. I also asked them to give me input on who I should put up for eviction. This is important because I want them to feel involved and this way, they will like me even more. I talked a little bit to Maggie about who I might put up for eviction and also asked her what she thought of evicting a girl first. James tried to use the fact that Jennifer is too flirtatious to get me to put her up on the block. Even though I act interested in everyone's opinions, ultimately it's going to be my decision. When it was time for the Nomination Ceremony, I chose Kaysar and Ashlea. I shed a few tears when I told them it was nothing personal, that it was just that I hadn't gotten to know them yet. It's always good to show a little emotion. Ashlea: Well, as I came into the house, I knew that I would be targeted, because I was just too perfect for this bunch of lowlifes. I spent most of my time trying to avoid them, by sitting in the bathroom talking to Janelle. I figured that was probably my best strategy. I was shocked, and blown away that Rachel, the HOH decided to nominate me. I was so upset that I started to cry. I haven't had a chance to eat anything in the house other than Peanut Butter and Jelly, and here I am nominated? How could she nominate me? She doesn't even know me!!! NO ONE KNOWS ME!!! It's obviously because my fake boobs are too intimidating to her. I get that a lot. Janelle: When Ashlea was announced as one of the nominees, I was quite upset, but I couldn't do all that much about it, because then they would discover my partnership with her. So instead of trying to sway people's votes, I just hung around with her through the whole week. It became quite obvious to me that I would be spending this summer alone, without a partner. Kaysar: I was expecting to go up on the block this week, but I can completely understand why – I guess that I didn’t talk to Rachel enough. But oh, if she had a secret partner that she was neighbors with... she would understand. I went and told her that there were no hard feeling, but I don’t know if she believed me. Sigh Oh well, I guess I’ll go and tell her no hard feelings a few more times before I consult with Michael... A Quick Look At The “Invisible People” Sarah: I just knew this was going to be a bad idea. Our relationship is too new. We just finally said the “L” word to each other and now we’re called in to do this. I’m not really playing the game and I notice the cameras don’t come on when I’m around. Maybe it’s because I’m not as beautiful as the rest of the girls in here. Maybe because all I do is sleep and sit in a corner and brood while my boyfriend James flirts with all the girls. James: Of course, I can't explain my week in the Big Brother house, without talking about all the beautiful women... there was Janelle, Ashlea, Jennifer, April, Maggie, Ivette, and Rachel. Oh yeah, then there was my girlfriend Sarah... but keep that on the down-low, cause no one's supposed to know that yet. It's hard getting to know the other girls, cause she'll drag me somewhere to talk about our "relationship" but occassionally, I can get some alone time with some of the girls. They just love my white pasty figure. April: You may not even know I exist, since I'm rarely seen or heard from on Big Brother. So allow me to introduce myself. I'm a 30 year old , blonde haired newlywed from Dallas, Texas. I work as a Pharmaceutical Sales Rep and so far, I have given off the impression of being sweeter than sweet. This could all be an act of course, but I'm not telling !! Janelle: Don't tell anyone else, but we think that April may also be in on this twin twist... April: As far as I recall, there have been two times that I have actually been shown saying something in the Big Brother house. One thing I said was .. "Howie is in Howieland", which was my sweeter than sweet way of saying that he makes my skin crawl. Another time they showed me, I had a little talk with Ashlea and tried to console her by telling her that being on the block was nothing personal against her. It was simply because she really hadn't warmed up to anyone in the house. That being said, if I have warmed up to anyone in the house, they haven't shown it happening. Eric: I know I look like Cro Mangnon man, but I can’t help it. I’m short so therefore I had to make up for it by beefing myself up with steroids. I’m hoping that the other contestants will consider it the stress of the game when the roid rage sets in. I didn’t get a lot of notice that I made it into the house so I had to go cold turkey. Houseguests, Untie! Ivette: I was really excited when I found out that I would be hosting the POV challenge. Talk about a rush! It was crazy watching those six try to untie those knots. Ashlea: So my only shot was to win the POV competition, and I brought Howie along for the ride. It was so hot, and I was so tired, and I didn't want my boobies to melt in the sun, so I decided to take a break, and let Howie do all the work. Maggie: When it's time for the Golden Power of Veto competition, Rachel picks me as her partner. She thinks we are alot alike. We decided that if we win, no matter who got out of the maze first, Rachel would be the one to take the Veto. Howie: I blamed Ashlea for giving up on our loss when in actuality I was so distracted by all the half naked butts hanging out of their shorts and all the bending and twisting and, oh I’m getting distracted again. Ivette: I was really happy when Ashlea gave up on the challenge. She’s the definition of disgusting. She’s so stuck up. I hate her guts. I hope her face melts off and laser beams take off her shoulders and someone takes out her fake bre- oh, sorry about that. I have to catch myself when I’m spewing hatred every now than then. Ashlea: Unfortunately for me, Rachel didn't have to worry about her boobies melting, and she won POV as well. Drama-Rama and Even More Ceremonies Jennifer: Okay, I'm starting to get really reaaaaally annoyed because I am getting NO AIRTIME on this show. I think I will go in Rachel's HOH room and stir up the pot, so at least I'll be noticed. Rachel: I go into my room and find .. Jennifer in there !! Well, I'm not putting up with THIS. I go to the rest of the group and tell them that I would give the veto to Ashlea and put up Jennifer. Beau: The POV ceremony was soooo intense; talk about shaking in my boots! I was sooo worried that Rachel was going to, like, take Kaysar off and put me up, because I look better than her in Lacoste or something. But, luckily for me, she kept Kaysar and Ashlea on the block. Yay! Now I definitely have another week to be faaabbulous! The First Eviction Letter James: When it came time to vote I knew that Kaysar, my alliance-mate was too sneaky, so I had to get rid of him. Unfortunately no one else saw it my way, except Janelle... but I don't think they'll guess that I was the one who voted for Kaysar to be evicted. Ivette: Ding dong, the witch is gone! Ashlea has officially been evicted from the Big Brother house. Bye-bye, trash! Ashlea: I was the first one to get kicked out of the Big Brother house, and I left Janelle hanging out to dry... oh well, she'll get over it. Now I have lots of time to get those butt implants I've been wanting... Kaysar: I might have been up on the block, but I’m going to step my game up! That’s right, you other little alliances – I will tear you down, one by one. But first, let me talk it over with Michael some more.... ---------- And there you have it. But what will the contestants discover next week? And what will they think of it? Find out, on Two Story Twists! The Two Story Twists have been compiled by Bored, Dfleminator, Funnygirl and Becki
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lalol	Jul 17 2005, 02:43 AM Post #2
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