As a huge favor to funnygirl, The Squish is going to attempt my first recap. Please note that I did not know I would be doing this and I do not have the show on, nor taped, so I am going from memory here. Please be kind (rewind)


We all know the show begins with a recap of last weeks show, which in my market, is on the hour before this show. Last week Maribel went home.
This week....we are down to our final 5 contestants! Chef calls everyone to the dining room and has them take off their colored jackets and announce that they are all on the same team - black and the individual competitions start now! Go get changed and meet me back here in 10 minutes.
In an aside, we see Garrett and Keith talking last night. They both agree that if they have to pick a partner for anything they will pick each other. "I love you, man, we've been through all the **** together, Dudes rock, chicks suck, YADA YADA"
In another aside, we see Keith and Heather all chummy on the sofa and Heather saying "Yo, this my Baby's Daddie, right here, Yo!" You see Garrett rolling his eyes as Keith and Heather are giggling like 2 peas in a pod.

Back to now,
The individual food competition. Voice over announces that this is the test Gordo gives all chefs interviewing with him. They are given about 10 ingredients and 20 minutes to make a dish to wow Gordo. Here are what I remember:
veal, giant prawns, spinach, truffels, root veggie, white beet, ugh some other stuff...
We get a lot of "yes, chefs" and they are off. Here are my guesses at what they each made:
Garrett: something with veal. chef liked it, asked him how often he made veal, he said never, gordo said he cooked it perfectly but there was something wrong
Heather: Something with prawn and spinach. Gordo liked it, but got dirt from spinach. Asked her if she washed it, she said yes, and in confessional kicked herself for not washing it 3 times.
Virginia: Something, Chef liked it
Sara: Something swimming in a truffle sauce. Chef liked it.
Keith: Stuffed veal chops and something. Chef really liked it.
In the end it was a toss up between Virginia and Keith with Keith winning. The prize...a trip to Vegas to see the new Red Rock casino and the empty restaurant.
Losers: wrap up and debug the entire restaurant for extermination!
Gordo tells Keith he can bring someone. Keith struggles as the camera shifts from Garrett who knows it will be him, to Heather who is slyly smiling who knows it will be her. Who gets it? After draggin us along and Keith struggling to decide he surprises everyone and votes to take........
VIRGINIA!!!!!WTF???? Virginia jumps up and down and Heather is upset, but Garrett freakin loses it. He keeps it in check while Keith and virginia leave to go get ready.
As they are walking into the dorm Keith keeps saying to himself and V that Garrett is going to kill him. Back in the kitchen everyone else is wrapping everything in plastic wrap and Garrett slams pots down and says, "I gotta take care of this right now!". Heather says outloud, I hope there are no knives in the dorm.
Keith and Garrett confront each other and Keith says he is sorry, he took V since she was second place and he couldn't decide who to take. Garrett says he is dead to him and that he no longer considers him a friend and storms off.
In Vegas, V & K meet up with Gordon and they tour the site, ride around in a limo and in general hang out in the city. Back at the kitchen, the losers have to be the exterminators and finally finish up around 2:30 am. Heather and Garrett talk and she tells him that when he gets mad, well, he scares her. She says she knows he won't hurt her, but still. He says he used to be that way, but he has changed.

K & V come back the next day in time for dinner prep and when they come in the dorm, Garrett is playing with a knife. He has stewed in his jealous hatred overnight and is still royally pissed at Keith. I can see his point. Keith did promise to take him and stabbed him in the back. for Virginia???
Let me finish this. dinner service, only 5 chefs and for the first time ever...a 12 top! Gasp! Shock! Gordo explains that all apps must be served to this table at the same time. Also, gordon announces that Keith's stuffed veal will be added to the menu tonight.
Heather and Sara get put on appetizers. Keith is on fish. Garrett is on meat and V is on sides.
Heather and sAra get started poorly, fighting as they did when they shared a space before. Sara ruins the scallops by not using a nonstick pan and then over cooks the next batch. Gordo screaming, many bleeps, you know the drill.
An unhappy patron approaches the window asks Gordon for a minutes. He says in 30 seconds. She says now. He says to get her huge breasts off of his food and to back up. she pushes the plate at him and tips over an entire table's food. I wonder how much they paid her?
then they get there feces cohesive and start getting the apps out. Keith gets the meat out, Garrett screws up the fish. Gordo has them switch. Maybe its the other way around, but at some point Garrett delivers raw Chicken to the window and Gordo flips out. This is when you see him saying that he is trying to kill someone.
Virginia messes up the vegetables at some point, but guess what? They finish the service! The 12 top is a bachelorette party who arrive late, but get their food and everyone is happy, including JP who does an a**load of flirting with the bachelorettes and gets Gordo mad. Keith is the best of the worst and get to nom 2.
Garrett laments, "it better not be me since he already f-ed me up once" ......
Keith nominates Garrett and Virginia and Garrett goes buh-bye!

I cannot thank the Squish enough for pulling this out. For something coming from memory, it was awesome. Of course, the one epi I miss actually sounds like it was pretty good. It was totally worth not knowing who got the boot until you finished!!! (That was the deal I had to make to get this mini-recap folks!)

Since you seem to have you feces cohesive and I don't, :laugh you get three snaps, a gold star and big wet kiss from Becks (she likes that kind of crap)!!

Don't forget about me, funnygirl. I don't watch this show, but you did a great job on the recap Squish!!! *big kisses*

Can I get those kisses from Captain Jack instead? Pretty please?

Hmmm...I'm not big into sharing the Cap'n, but because you are so great I will make an exception. Smooch away!

Whaddidya'all get together and go to the movies without me this weekend? :(