Whoa, am I late or what! I could tell you a good story, like I fell asleep after watching this week’s show and just woke up tonight, but that’d be lying. So I’ll say that my cat that’s funnier than Stella ate my recap and I had to re-write it from scratch. Yeah, that’ll do.
This show starts off with Michele Balan coming back from the dead and all the other comics seem very pleased to see her. She tells them she won by a margin of 83%. No modesty from this lady tonight, but she should have the right to say whatever she wants at this point. Other comics point out that nobody should/will bring her to the head to head with three heads anytime soon.
Randomness ensues when they all sit down for a Moroccan dinner, with belly dancers who have snakes around their necks. They all go dancing and such and it has nothing to do whatsoever with comedy but sure, filler is always great!
The poor little comedians are woken up at 2:30 in the morning and they all seem to be slightly out of it at that time. They take the yellow bus to their next challenge. What could it be? Turns out they are doing comedy in a couple of hours…radio comedy that is. Adam Corolla greets them and explains their challenge for the day. They will each receive a magazine with a slightly disturbing or comical theme and they must present an original one-minute set on it. They have twenty minutes to prepare for this exciting task.
Chris has the privilege to be able to make comedy on a magazine called “Latina Weddings” while Kristin gets “Modern Knitting.” Josh has something on weapons while Bil has one called “SScat.” Hilarious! Once again, Kristin says she’s the underdog and I can’t say that I agree with her.
It’s time for the sets and I hope you guys are ready to be impressed!
First up is Roz, and her magazine on Astrology, Numerology and Hot Sex. What a combination! What is shown of her number is simply talk about the last topic of the title of the magazine with Adam. Mmm, better luck next time, Roz.
Gabriel is next with his topic of Agriculture Today and he uses his latino accents during his set. There is nothing new, unfortunately. Chris, who doesn’t understand Spanish, talks mainly about not understanding Spanish.
Ty Barnett (well hello there, fancy seeing you in this show!) has a magazine about Hot Rods and says he’d rather swim at the other end of the world with Roz and Gabe tied to his arms that doing this challenge…again. Poor dude. Michele has a magazine on sparring and the host actually says “who cares.” Ouch!
Josh and his weapons magazine at least tries to make something out of his theme but instead decides to tell Adam that the whole thing sucks. Bil does an okay bit about cats, obviously, and then we see a confessional with him singing “immunity.” Was he that good?
Joey talks about farming and when he realizes he is going nowhere with his stuff, he blames it all on Adam. Kristin does a funny bit about knitting but runs out of ideas at 47 seconds, which is soooo against the rules!
Rebecca is last and she has a strange magazine (“Beefcake” Howie Shout-Out!). Can’t say I paid any attention to her set but it involved tampons, butts and other charming things. In a confessional, Rebecca tells the viewers she is a great writer. At this point, I’m thinking they are pulling a prank on us OR that she was being sarcastic. Ha… wrong I was.
Adam doesn’t make us wait with the results, and he says Kristin was his favourite. However, because this is such a strict show, with complicated regulations and such, he can’t choose her since her set only lasted 47 seconds. Kristin, you come in second again, for the second week in a row. Adam thinks Rebecca was the best afteralL. Ok? Why? *Gives up trying to understand comedy*
They are now back on the boat and they’re playing football. Josh is the best player and after a while, he proceeds to play a game called “Crotchball” with Kristin. You get what this is all about.
Rebecca is being annoying about her immunity and can’t stop talking. She also states she’s not going to challenge a woman ever on this show. Yeah, yeah, we’ll see about that. Ty and Roz are talking and he tells her she won’t be challenged (that’s a safe bet for now.) Ty is shown a lot during this show…could he be challenged?
Well well, if it isn’t Anthony Clark! Looking more like Casper in this episode, he’s there because it’s time for the boiler room challenge.
Rebecca votes first because she has immunity. She challenges Joey Gay.
Joey is next and he says he’s funnier than Bil Dwyer. But is he really?
Ty also thinks he’s funnier than Bil. How could we know, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.
Chris knows he’s funnier than… Kristin. Ooooh.
Roz says she’s funnier than Michele. Poor old broad, I hope she doesn’t have to perform again.
Josh challenges Gabriel. Interesting choice.
Kristin says she’s funnier than Chris Porter. We have a rivalry!
Michele is funnier than Joey, and we now see that the votes are pretty much all over the place.
Bil thinks he’s funnier than Michele.
Gabriel, votes last, again, and picks the name out of the hat, again! His vote goes to Chris! Argh! (No, I’m not showing favoritism…)
We now have a four-way tie! What to do, what to do? It’s actually too simple, the four comics will perform and two will be safe, two will go home. Alright, that’s good enough. Chris Porter, Joey Gay, Michele Balan and Bil Dwyer will go to the head to head with now four heads. Kristin thinks Joey will come back because he wants it the most. Since when has that been a factor in any reality show where the public votes? Ty believes people shouldn’t have voted for Michele but I don’t think any of them actually thought she would have to go perform…
The first one to perform is Joey Gay. He tells people that it’s his real name because who would choose a stage name like that? He’s single because women don’t want to have that last name and he keeps.on.shouting.all.the.time. He talks about going to a wedding in Ireland where the theme was alcoholism. Blah, but not bad!
Chris Porter, ladies and gentlemen! (No, no favoritism.) He does a set about pot and not wanting to drive or do anything, condoms, and other things related to that. It really can’t translate well into writing at this present time so I’ll let you imagine the setup with the previous information available.
Third tonight is Bil Dywer. He starts off with his old Armenian neighbours joke, with their almost English names like Marf. Dude, this joke is cute but not memorable. He also talks about a store that sells both beauty products and prosthetics, about his computer with DOS and his kids. He can’t possibly have been worse than Joey, right?
Michele is last and she talks about different things, such as seeing a cop on a bike, people who ask for an extra cigarette and a remote control vibrator. It’s a good set, but the only one I think is safe is Chris.
Enough with the waiting, we want to hear the results! The comic with the lowest percentage of the vote goes home first, and her name is Stella! Kidding, it’s actually Bil Dwyer. Mmm, maybe Marf can help you with more jokes. The crowd actually sounds surprised.
Next up, we discover who won the head-to-head and it’s none other than Chris Porter! He received 52% of the votes! Against three other people! That’s incredible.
That means it’s between Michele and Joey… dum dum dum…
Joey Gay goes home, yet, he talks like a normal human being and he’s not frustrated or disappointed. Good on you.
Well, that’s it for this week (well, technically last week, but I apologize!)
I never get the previews, but I looked around and apparently, someone gets kicked out of the house because they broke the boat rules. Mmm… maybe they refused to vote? I’m just guessing, I haven’t read any spoilers!
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